There are so many symbols of hate in this country. We need a symbol that will unite us. We need a symbol that will save us. That symbol is Big Titty Biden.
There are so many symbols of hate in this country. We need a symbol that unifies, a symbol that will save us.
That symbol is Big Titty Biden.
“I am a woman designer and I used my perspective as a woman looking down at my pencil through my cleavage to make make sure that Big Titty Biden was designed to bring everyone together by uniting America’s three main interests: old white men, big honkers, and having mommy and daddy,” - Julie Greiner
We hope Big Titty Biden will inspire as many people to vote as possible. And to help make that happen, we’re getting dozens of Americans to pledge to get Big Titty Biden tattooed on their bodies:
“If Regular-Titty Biden wins this November. I am taking the Big Titty Biden pledge. If Joe Biden wins the election this November, I will be getting a tattoo of Joe Biden with just unseemly large cans. And that tattoo will say that Joe Biden is my mommy and my daddy,” - Demi Adejuyigbe
“I promise, if Joe Biden wins in November, I will get a tattoo of Joe with big honkers that says, “Joe Biden is my mommy and my daddy,” - Dana Donnelly
“If Joe Booby wins, I will gladly get a tattoo claiming that he is my mommy and my daddy,” - Cole Hersch
It’s time for us all to come together and admit that every American - whether you’re the mommy or the daddy or the baby - all of us want the same thing: a drawing of Joe Biden with big titties tattooed permanently on our skin as painfully as possible.
Take the pledge yourself and find out how to vote at BigTittyBiden.com.
CREDITS
Written by Grace Thomas and Julie Greiner
Narration by Grace Thomas and Julie Greiner
Art and Tattoo Designs by Julie Greiner
Website Design by Grace Thomas
Edited by Julie Greiner
Featuring:
Demi Adejuyigbe
Dana Donnelly
Cole Hersch
Caitie Delaney
Nick Ciarelli
Brad Evans
Jamie Loftus
Jeremy Levick
Rajat Suresh
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