This was supposed to be a simple song about raisins but The Cooties said no
The Cooties are BACK with another funny hit - but this time, their silly song has a wild twist.
You’re probably thinking, “wait, the song is titled ‘Raisins’ - how twisted can it be?!” Well, it starts with a person trying to fix their satellite TV, falling off their roof (whoops!), breaking their spine (whoa), AND THEN BECOMING COMPLETELY PARALYZED - and the song has just begun.
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LYRICS
Satellite TV is on the fritz
So you climb up to the roof to
Fidget with dish
You slip and fall and
then you break your spine
Now you’ll never walk again
Paralyzed
Well you know what they say
You know what they say,
you know what they say
Maybe this will brighten your day
Everything happens for a reason
Everything happens for a reason baby
Everything happens for a reason
The saying we were raised on
Raised on
Raisins
Everything goes good with raisins
Everything goes good with raisin baby
Everything goes good with raisins
The raisins we were raised on
Raised on
Raisins
Raymond
Everybody
Everybody
Everybody
Everybody
Everybody
Everybody
Everybody
Everybody
Everybody
Whoa
Everybody
Everybody
Everybody loves
Raymond
Everybody loves Raymond
Everybody’s loving their Raymond baby
Everybody loves Raymond
The Raymond we were raised on
Raised on
Raisins
Raymond
Romano
Milano
Everybody loves Milanos
Everybody’s loving Milano cookies
Everybody loves Milanos
Milano
Cookies
Milano, Milano
Yeah
Milano, Milano
Te amo, te amo
Milano, Milano
Te amo Milano
The cookie of our generation
Milano
Cookies
ABOUT THE COOTIES
The Cooties are a comedy band based out of Los Angeles. After forming in 2016, they won Best TV Pilot 2017 at L.A Indie Film Fest and they were named one of the New Faces of Comedy at the 2017 Just For Laughs festival. Since then The Cooties have performed at The Kennedy Center, on Conan, JFL42 Toronto, and more. They are releasing new music and videos throughout 2020 so subscribe, follow and email your one cool cousin.
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